One Standard Sham

Flim-flams extra.

Umm

Never say never.

Nunn Bush

Nunn bush is warm, soft, and will hold you firmly and softly at the
same time. If you need a place to rest, consider Nunn Bush.

Shoes

Cold

It's a tit bit nippily, it's not getting any hooter, we'd brest move
inside and get some jugs of hot coco.

Trouble on black Friday

At walmart Pooh is having "fun"...

WTF?

Ok, I stayed quiet as long as I could. Match.com offers 6 months free
if you don't find someone in the first 6 months. Am I the only one
that thinks this sounds a lot like "if you are a loser for 6 months,
we will let you keep being a loser for another 6 months for FREE!".
Don't be put off, "it's ok to look" as long as you are paying.

Tanks, now on sale!

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Annual 6 pack? I'll take 2!

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Waterproof? I think not.

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Just saying...

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Too many joints?

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Jesus is a panda?!?

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I don't get it...

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A FLAX

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Nothing says security like 'Safety-Kitty'!